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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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