What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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