what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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AIDS

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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