your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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