Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

i dont fisish anythi

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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