- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Chicken

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

I am a mime

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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