- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

what did jacob say to coach a joke

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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