- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why are white people white? I don't know

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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