Knock knock Go away

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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diarrhea.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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PENIS

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Anti Joke

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