- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

what did jacob say to coach a joke

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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