what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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