- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

I am a mime

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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