WOw you have no life

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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