What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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