What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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A whole 'nother.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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