Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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