What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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AIDS

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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