- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why are white people white? I don't know

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

The New York Giants

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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