- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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