- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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