- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

how much fish could a chicken

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Get up Look in the mirror

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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