When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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