- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

womens rights.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

lol

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

knock knock whos there open open who the door

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