Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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