- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Communism hehe xd

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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