What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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