- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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