- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Matthew Wyckoff

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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