- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

womens rights.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What's your blood type? Red.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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