- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Communism hehe xd

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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