- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

I asked her where you were.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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