How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Balls

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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