- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Adam Chebali is awesome

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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