- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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