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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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