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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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