yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Anti Joke

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