what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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