Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Obama

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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