Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Penis

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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