Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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