- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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