- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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