- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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