Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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A black person dies.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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