What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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