Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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