- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

12/23/2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What's big and purple? Barney

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

A sober Irish individual.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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