- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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