one of the idiot

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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I love alchohol!

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Tilt your screen back .

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Sarah Palin.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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