- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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