Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Communism hehe xd

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Adam Chebali is awesome

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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