So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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