Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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