Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Immigration Laws

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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