- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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