- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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