Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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