- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Ring Ring Hello? Click

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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