What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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