- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Bitch

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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