- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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