- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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