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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

you will like this because i am black.

Your mother is average.

How old are you? 7

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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