- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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