- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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